Thursday, June 15, 2017
TRUMP DOES WYNWOOD
When the President heard about Wednesday’s “Artist March” in Wynwood, he knew he had to go. “I’m an an artist myself”, he lied adding, “I wrote 'The Art of the Deal' " (another lie, someone else wrote it).
Anyway, the fool leading our country put down his golf clubs long enough to promote himself in yesterday's Miami art district protest parade. Upon arrival he learned there were no golf carts available, everyone was walking in the pedestrian event.
“Walking? what’s that?”, he joked. When the Haitian ra-ra band started stepping out he followed for a few blocks. Our President waved signs suggesting that we should trust both him and Vladimir Putin.
When the artists around him began chanting, “Hey, hey, ho, ho, Donald Trump has got to go!”, he took the hint and high-tailed it back to Mar-o-lago.
Cheetohead is threatening to come to Miami again on Friday to announce his new Cuba policy. Sources say it will ban trading all products with Cuba that do not carry the Trump brand.